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  • *after seeing the i do anal when im sad shirt*

    Wow, are you sad right now?

    -My Uncle

  • I would kill to have any of your shirts

    -Local Crackhead

  • "You're a bad influence on society. You're nothing more than a little ******. ******** ********* *********"


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  • Made to order

    One man team so far, so give me a chance to catch up on the orders

  • 100% Cotton

    Don't act dumb, you know to take care of cotton. Pro tip: Place a paper towel over vinyl before ironing

  • Heads will Turn

    A quick respond to break the tension is "Thanks, it was my grandma's!" but feel free to use any funny response you can think of